Saturday, May 28, 2011

Help Wanted - Apply Within

Looking for qualified fairies to help with daily chores of a working mom. These individuals (or  figments of my imaginiation) will be responsible for assisting with daily and weekly house chores, raising a teenager, as well as occasional business tasks to make my life easier...while I sleep.  Additional job duties and requirements are as follow:

Major Responsibilities:
  • Make my life easier
Job Duties:
  • Compiling and finding laundry to be washed, dried, folded and put away; to include looking under bed and in closet of teenager
  • Preparing weekly dinner menu and cooking dinner daily (I'll take care of the grocery shopping)
  • Keeping Kitchen and bathrooms cleaned and sanitary, closing all doors and cabinets left open by teenager
  • Mopping floors and vacuuming carpet
  • Keeping cushions straight on sofa; to include checking between pillows for remote controls and candy wrappers and under sofa for anything the teenager didn't want to take upstairs
  • Assisting with organization; to include packing teenagers backpack during the night with homework left who knows where, making sure pencils are sharpened and packed. 
  • Watering flowers inside and outside 
  • Occasionally packaging mailers for customer shipments
  • Occasionally checking emails, and posting and responding to social media sites 
  • Completing unfinished jewelry projects
  • Photographing jewelry
  • Checking answering machine and deleting old messages
Position Requirements:
  • Must have functional and reliable wings to work posted schedule; to include arriving on time and leaving early.
  • Must be honest with no criminal record, and willing to do a background check
  • Must be able to work overnight shift...quietly
  • Must be able to operate coffe maker, vacuum, dishwasher, washing machine and dryer
  • Must have knowledge of Microsoft Office, Internet Explorer and Outlook, answering machines
  • Must be familiar with social media sites such as Blogger, Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo Groups, Twitter, etc.
  • Ability to check Middle School homework and respond to emails
  • Must be able to type at least 45 words per minute or complete task by morning
  • Must be proficient in finishing jewelry projects; to include adding closures and wrapping wire
  • Must be tolerant of repeated tasks, like closing cabinets and drawers, picking up clothes and shoes, closing toilet seats and vacumming daily
  • Demonstrated ability to cook a complete meal; to include vegetables to the teenagers liking
Educational Requirements:
  • Successful completion of Middle School
  • Some knowledge of business writing
Weekend work may be required, apply within!

Unveiling in chores,


Cerise said...

LOL! I need a couple of those, let me know if you find any good ones!

I actually stopped by from the google/blogger issues page. I took your suggestion and it seems to have worked! Thank you SO much not being able to comment was driving me crazy!!

Dee said...

Hi Cerise,
so glad my post helped!

Linda Landig said...

This post gave me a good chuckle. Thanks! Have a good weekend--with hopefully not too many chores!

Kayla @ TheEclecticElement said...

Good luck finding your miracle helper! Lol

If I was closer to you and well, I'd totally come help out xD It'd give me something to do with my days!

Dee said...

@ Kayla, a miracle it would be, lol. @ Linda, wishing you the same!

Anonymous said...

No thanks!...Lack of skills, not enough qualifications, hours too long, hehe

Take Care Dee

Dee said...

lol @ made me chuckle!

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