Help Wanted - Apply Within

Looking for qualified fairies to help with daily chores of a working mom. These individuals (or  figments of my imaginiation) will be responsible for assisting with daily and weekly house chores, raising a teenager, as well as occasional business tasks to make my life easier...while I sleep.  Additional job duties and requirements are as follow:

Major Responsibilities:

• Make my life easier

Job Duties:

• Compiling and finding laundry to be washed, dried, folded and put away; to include looking under bed and in closet of teenager
• Preparing weekly dinner menu and cooking dinner daily (I'll take care of the grocery shopping)
• Keeping Kitchen and bathrooms cleaned and sanitary, closing all doors and cabinets left open by teenager
• Mopping floors and vacuuming carpet
• Keeping cushions straight on sofa; to include checking between pillows for remote controls and candy wrappers and under sofa for anything the teenager didn't want to take upstairs
• Assisting with organization; to include packing teenagers backpack during the night with homework left who knows where, making sure pencils are sharpened and packed. 
• Watering flowers inside and outside 
• Occasionally packaging mailers for customer shipments
• Occasionally checking emails, and posting and responding to social media sites 
• Completing unfinished jewelry projects
• Photographing jewelry

• Checking answering machine and deleting old messages

Position Requirements:

• Must have functional and reliable wings to work posted schedule; to include arriving on time and leaving early.
• Must be honest with no criminal record, and willing to do a background check
• Must be able to work overnight shift...quietly
• Must be able to operate coffe maker, vacuum, dishwasher, washing machine and dryer
• Must have knowledge of Microsoft Office, Internet Explorer and Outlook, answering machines
• Must be familiar with social media sites such as Blogger, Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo Groups, Twitter, etc.
• Ability to check Middle School homework and respond to emails
• Must be able to type at least 45 words per minute or complete task by morning
• Must be proficient in finishing jewelry projects; to include adding closures and wrapping wire
• Must be tolerant of repeated tasks, like closing cabinets and drawers, picking up clothes and shoes, closing toilet seats and vacumming daily
• Demonstrated ability to cook a complete meal; to include vegetables to the teenagers liking

Educational Requirements:

• Successful completion of Middle School
• Some knowledge of business writing

Weekend work may be required, apply within!

Unveiling in chores,